How To Contact Erin Ann Myer
Before you contact me, I would like you to read this 60 second message on what to expect from my magic…
The most important thing I’d like to tell you is that if I have just posted a new blog or sent out a newsletter, you might have to wait up to a full week for a response. Yikes! I know.
The reason is I get a huge influx of email during these times. I like to personally respond to every message I get, so it can take a little while for me to get back to you. Please be patient and know that I am working my little fingers off to get back to you. I respond to messages in the order I receive them.
When I sign on to work on your private campaign I will assume the role of “partner”, not a hired hand.
I don’t find the words “marketer” or “marketing” sexy enough for my standards. You won’t hear me use them very often (outside of necessary copy writing blah blah), but instead, I tend to think of what I do as “making magic” and so you can think of me as your personal magician.
In fact, you can call me your “magician” and I’ll like you even more 
Now from experience I can tell you… my magic jives best with self-motivated realists.
If you don’t mind getting your hands dirty (just a little), you appreciate the process of evaluating with real data to decide what’s working, and you find yourself strongly resisting the temptation to place impossible expectations on your outcomes, then you will get along perfectly with my magic.
You are unique.
It takes time to know what magic is going to work best with your unique goals. If you are already in tune with this concept then we will be a great fit.
Ladies who are unwilling to try new things, have poor follow through, would rather complain than dream, or who wish to place unrealistic goals on their outcome (finding one single billionaire to be your only client forever) are not good matches for this powerful process.
Oh , did I mention that you’re going to be a major player in the magic making process? This isn’t a “set it and forget it” type of deal. Just because I’m your personal Merlin doesn’t mean you get to sit on your tush while I do all the work!
Your role will have you completing (fun!) exercises, learning new things about yourself, learning new things about your ideal client, and getting down and dirty with some basic (and easy!) web work.
When it comes time to register new domains and set up adult-friendly hosting, you will be coached to set this up all yourself. That’s right… I will walk you through this very simple process so that you have complete control over your business materials.
I believe that every entertainer should know how to do this, so it’s a requirement for all myHoneysuckle clients.
Now, there are a few things my magic cannot be used for. I am not an agent, an agency, an ad manager, a webmaster, or a virtual assistant. I will not screen clients for you. I’m not the person you hire to do text updates to your website.
This is not negotiable. Again, my expertise is making magic, so think of me as your personal magician (we cost a lot more money than a webmaster). You’ll want to hire other people to do that other stuff.
Q & A with Erin Ann:
Can you build me a website, erin?
Maybe! Currently, I only offer my web campaigns services to ladies who have already enrolled in (and completed) the Escort Aristocracy program. If you have not already enrolled, you will need to do so before I consider you for a campaign.
With that being said, even if you are enrolled in the program, it does not grant you assurance that I can take on a new campaign for you. To be honest, I cannot meet the demand of all the requests I currently get, and I am forced to turn away multiple people on a weekly basis.
If I am unable to work with you in this capacity, please be patient. I have a limited amount of slots I can handle at one given time. If I take on too many at once, my other campaigns begin to suffer (believe me, I know this from experience!) Thank you for understanding.
Can you work on my existing website, erin?
Probably not! I’m just being honest. In most cases my diagnosis has been to start from scratch and build from the bottom up. I never work from the top down. I can always take a look, though.
Can you do some marketing magic for me, erin?
Maybe! It depends on what your concept of magic is. If you are requesting that I do a bunch of link exchanges for your website, then no. I don’t offer “webmaster” services such as these.
Link exchanges are so simple that you really should consider doing them yourself. Make personal connections with other ladies and businesses you link exchange with. If your webmaster is doing them all for you, you are missing out on half of your networking power.
Now, if you just so happened to be interested in magic such as your Directory Ad Makeover then I can certainly help you with that — that’s the kind of magic I am great at, and that I enjoying doing.
Can you build me a banner, erin?
Yes! Please go to your Banner Request Page, read in full, and complete the steps. Go ahead and select your 3 favorite photos of yourself (you’ll be uploading them soon) and get your credit card handy.
Can i call you by phone, erin?
I offer phone consultation at a rate of $250 for a 45 minute session.
I apologize for the inconvenience, but I do not offer phone consultation at this time. Please contact me through the form below with your requests, questions, comments, and feedback. Please do not email me and ask to speak on the phone. I have suspended this service until further notice.
Email is swell
Ok! Let’s get talkin’
